How is it that we never tire of Star Wars? What is it about this franchise that keeps us not only interested, but actively obsessed? I'm asking you, Gen Clever... Give me seven reasons why the moment the second teaser trailer for The Force Awakens hit the Internet, our hashtags, profile pics, and social media statuses immediately became Star Wars themed.
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2. Lightsabers. Obi-Wan said it best: "This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized age." Lightsabers cut,
burn, melt, stab, deflect, and remove any pesky appendage that might get in the way. They are of the Force, and in order
to be used masterfully, require an intimate understanding of the Force and also
perhaps the time and skill to complete the Lightsaber Building 101 course presumably taught at the Jedi Academy. While some (Han Solo) would say "ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side", if you can weild a lightsaber, you'll never have to worry about someone sneaking up on you in the dark.
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4. The ships.
Star Wars has an exhausting array of spaceships. Small, large, fast,
deadly, we got ‘em. Live on a ship, blow up a ship, infiltrate a
ship, hide a ship, or race a ship. The Millennium Falcon is the Mack Truck of
ships; a little mud on the tires and a driver that’s all heart underneath the
scruff. Meanwhile the Empire’s Star
Destroyers are more sterile than a hospital clean room. I’m in a long term ship with these
ships. I couldn't help it even if I wanted to.
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6. Bad guys that are SO GOOD. We suffered through some terrible cinema knowing that our devotion would later be repaid. We love watching Anakin go Darth. We
love to hate on Jabba the Hutt. We fear
the Crimson clad Imperial Guard, and they’re just the Emperor’s lackeys! They've got nothing on the Emperor himself. Not to mention Boba Fett, Grand Moff Tarkin and all those 'wretched scum' at Mos Eisley…
What’s not to love to hate?
7. Droids Droids Droids! You need expertise? There’s a droid for that. If you ever find yourself trapped in a trash
compactor with three of your closest friends, you’d better hope you have a
droid as part of your posse. In fact,
R2-D2 saved the day more times than Yoda says ‘hmm’. And let us not forget that it was C-3PO who convinced Luke to encourage his uncle to purchase R2-D2 from the Jawas after Owen initially decided R2 was 'not the droid he was looking for' and chose R5-D4 instead. How
much teddy bear fluff would be on the Endor forest floor if R2 had never come
into Luke’s possession, had his restraining bolt removed, and fatefully led
Luke to old Ben Kenobi? Think about that for a minute.
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